BONO is Time magazine's person of the year. Actually he shares the award with a couple of Gates. Next year we'll make sure he becomes the undisputed, heavyweight champion of the world. (via LookingCloser) Meanwhile Tom Brady is Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the year. (What a good year!)
All of us and our great-aunts know Bono's every thought, but who ever asked the other three what they think? Everybody knows Bono is trying to save Africa, but do the others care? Now we know, thanks to the Onion.